At Totally Legitimate Inc., your privacy is as important as our sense of humor (which is pretty high). Here's our promise to you:
- All your personal details are stored securely in our imaginary vault, guarded by unicorns and caffeinated hamsters.
- We only use your data to improve our impersonation skills and to send you the occasional meme—no creepy surveillance, we swear.
- If you decide to take a stroll through our digital backyard, rest assured that your info will remain as confidential as our secret recipe for pizza sauce.
- You have the right to request a copy of your data. But fair warning: we might send it back in the form of a humorous haiku.
This policy may change if we decide to upgrade our unicorn security team or if aliens finally get a hold of our office. Check back often for updates!
Got concerns or simply want to share a joke? Drop us a line!
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