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- You are willingly sharing personal information that may (or may not) be used for top-secret impersonation missions.
- All data you provide is accepted with a pinch of humor, a dash of irony, and a generous serving of "what the FUCK?"
- We promise not to sell your data to extraterrestrial beings—unless they offer us cosmic coupons.
- Any resemblance to actual legal terms is purely coincidental. We're here to have fun, not to lawyer up.
Proceed only if you're ready to embrace the absurdity of life and the inevitability of spam emails!
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